so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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