I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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