i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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