I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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