This girl is more easily done than said...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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