hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He shit in the fireplace
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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