apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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