He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
