I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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