Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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