i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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