Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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