He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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