just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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