going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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