NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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