Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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