Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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