just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you had me at cake vodka
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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