found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
