you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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