READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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