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You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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