i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
sex on a bike is impossible
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