Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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