The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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