my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Barsexuality is the new black.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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