Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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