Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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