you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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