Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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