im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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