hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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