He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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