i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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