dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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