i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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