office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The Olympian is in my bed
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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