i would punch a child for taco bell
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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