thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Pappa wants mamma naked
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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