I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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