That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So apparently I’m into choking now
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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