But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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