marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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