Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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