I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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