I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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