i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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