Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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