Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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