check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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