The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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