; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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