Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Text me some of your sweat
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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