That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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